Tvåminutersburgare (tack Peter!)

Jag fick en passande episod återberättad för mig på 22:an igår. Peter ringer till Tex Mex för att beställa en hamburgare. Sedan utspelar sig följande dialog (på ett ungefär) mellan Malteskock (M) och Peter (P).

P: I would like to order a burger.
M: Ok, mela, alrrrajt. So, bejsicly, when do you want it?
P: When can I have it?
M: It depends on when you want it.
P: As soon as possible.
M: When is that?
P: I don't know. How fast can you make it?
M: I can make it how fast you want it. Let's say half-an hour?
P: No, that's too long. I want it as soon possible.
M: How soon?
P: As soon as possible (suck). Two minutes?
M: I can't make a burger in two minutes!
P: Ok, so when can I have it then?
M: In ten minutes.

Malta: why make things easy?